Things I have learned from watching Goosebumps

1.) People have really low standards for housing
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2.) People don’t care where they send their children.

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“It has perfect in the name? Sounds legit.”

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“An abandoned factory turned into a school? Nothing’s too good for my baby.”

3.) Swamps and isolated woods are great places for children to play in by themselves
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4.) Breaking and entering is common after school activity.
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5.) All dads wear horribly nerdy glasses, or are scientists.Image

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6.) Creepy relatives make the best babysitters.
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Nuff said.

7.) Parents are oblivious to their children’s safety.Image

“Take this sketchy bus, and sleep on the park bench overnight. You should be perfectly fine.”

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“We’re locked in an amusement park where monsters want to eat us? Let’s wager our lives for a brand new car!”

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“Sure honey, an adult venue is a great place to take your sister.”

All jokes aside. I freaking love Goosebumps.

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